Showing posts with label TUKO. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TUKO. Show all posts
People do not have eyes!!- yea, I don't too- No wonder we don't see obvious opportunities in life- like the chance to feed our lustful eyes on beautiful naked bodies.

The smart guys back in Hong Kong are much blinder. What with a beautiful model walking all over town with nothing from waist down and you still think you don't need eye checkup?
A young model from Hong Kong, Sandra Bakker,  knew exactly how blind people can get. She had an artist paint her bare legs so that she looked like she was wearing tight jeans with pockets on the back , but she had nothing- and nobody noticed!

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02:06
Sometimes when you are told to be grateful for what God has made you, you don't have to be frowning. Some people are experiencing more saddening conditions in life and wish they could be in a position like yours even for an hour.

Take the case of 21 year old Khadija Khatoon, from Kolkata in eastern India who is suffering from severe facial deformities and is not sure if she even has a face. She was apparently born with neurofibromatosis, a severe and strange medical condition that caused skin overgrowth so that she has enormous hangings all over her face and neck.
But seemingly good luck is on her side. Some well wisher is running a crowdfunding campaign to cater for her surgery and hopefully regain normalcy.

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01:27
 A shocking incident occurred in Homa Bay county whereby a girl who had just finished her KCSE is said to have been stabbed to death by an unknown man. The police are however investigating the matter and there are unconfirmed rumors that a man who paid her school fees without her parents consent could be behind the killings. The residents have been left in shock following the tragic and mysterious murder of the girl.  

The girl, Ruth Akinyi, finished her KCSE on Friday November 6, 2015 at Wakula Secondary School in Mbita and had allegdly been summoned by the principal who wanted to meet all the ongoing form four students. She never made it there.

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04:57
A new music video is getting lips moving and eyes widening with lust in Nigeria. The Music video featuring infamous Kenyan Celebrity Vera Sidika shows how men get involved in accidents while staring at her body. One man in particular  Nollywood’s top actors, Mike Ezuruonye finds himself in a wheelchair after tripping over and over while staring at her curves.

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07:06
Another skirt addict in Kitui lands himself in hot soup after being found with someone Else's wife. He is now regrettably nursing severe panga injuries on his head at Mwingi General Hospital for tasting forbidden waters. He had apparently been licking honey he should not for some time now. Then the owner decided to set up a trap and being the horny pervert that he is, he quickly feel for it. Results?- panga injuries

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05:21

The government is not only disappointing teachers, it is also killing them.
A teacher in Nyandarua who could no longer stand the government's bitter ignorance, allegedly took his life by committing suicide after failing to receive the September 2015 salary.

The primary school tutor, 38 year old Patrick Irungu chose to be a dead broke man than work for a selfish government .   Irungu felt very upset when he went to the bank and found nothing, despite being a full time dedicated teacher- he chose to die...


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07:13

 
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Self-proclaimed political strategist Tony Gachoka has labeled Gatundu South Member of Parlaiment Moses Kuria and his Kabete counterpart Ferdinand Waititu idiots.

The guy had the chance to speak at the Jeff Koinange Live show on KTN couldn't think of a better word to describe the  two MPs'. Gachoka believes that Kuria's and Waititu's take on the ongoing ICC case against Deputy president William  Ruto and his notorious counterpart journalist Joshua Arap Sang is a clear indication of how badly the two "idiots" are suffering from profound intellectual disability


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23:33
 A woman unfortunately lost her life at Ruga in Homa Bay after a Gold mine she was allegedly working in collapsed and buried her alive.    

 Reports from the police indicate that the mine could have collapsed due to heavy rains that have been  experienced in the area lately. The continuous  use of explosives by other miners could have also let to the instability of the land around the gold mine. 

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23:10
And sooo.. Kenyan sex workers have apparently had enough of being treated like animals. Yeah we all know what we think of them, it ain't cool and they are not taking it lightly. Following the recent cases where sex workers in Kenya have been brutally mistreated and even killed, the Kenya Sex Workers’ Association (KESWA) have come up to voice their concerns and let everyone know that they are not joking about people taking their business for some shit. Guess who they turned to? the head of state!

In a touching letter to president Uhuru Kenyatta, KESWA coordinator Felista Abdalla, on Monday, October 12, 2015, wrote to President Uhuru Kenyatta demanding to be protected like any other citizen.

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08:04
A Member of Parliament from Nyanza region has been left ashamed after a prostitute whose services he had allegedly hired went about town telling on his ‘inability to perform’.
The legislator, said to be polygamous man, was reportedly abandoned by the call girl at a lodging in Kisumu city when she saw that the man was ‘taking too long’ to rise to the occasion, yet she was losing precious time to engage other clients.

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07:29
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